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Tiger Woods is Making Me Skinny!
Tiger Woods is making me skinny!
True enough. Let me know if this is happening to you. Here’s the reason he’s affecting my average weekly weight gain.
Before Tiger I was never so bad at baking cookies. I swear! But something about society today has really changed the world inside my kitchen. It’s not my fault at all that I have burned another tray of what-would-have-been-perfect peanut butter cookies. I am not, not, not responsible for this latest disaster. But I’ll tell you two people who are:
Bill Gates AND Tiger Woods. First of all, without today’s high tech world and Bill Gates, I would not have such instantaneous access to info about Tiger Woods. Do you guys have any idea what you are doing to ladies’ kitchens all over the world? We’re talking smoking towels, burnt rice, smoldering cookies, scorched noodles?
If it weren’t for Tiger Woods and today’s snazzy technology, I would not think I could read stories, write stories and bake cookies at roughly the same time. I would not have put in a wireless hub, bought a wireless laptop and then set up my office right up near the cookie dough. If it weren’t for instant news online about everybody’s everything, (Tiger!) I would be more interested in thinking about stuff like butter and baking soda. If it weren’t for the beeping email forwarding me the latest joke (Bill Gates!), I might have remembered to set some kind of alarm to tell me when to check the cookies. If there were no entertaining blogs that could sweep me away from my apron and my beaters, I might be paying closer attention to the potholder.
What I need is an App that will take the cookies out of the oven for me while I wile away my time in the world of instant information addiction.
Maybe Tiger Woods can hook up with someone on that…
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