Archive for July, 2009
Do all brownies jump out of the pan, or just mine?
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There are plenty of things about my life that no matter how I slice them, they are not funny. Not, not, not in the slightest. Like why is it that just when I fall asleep for the one daytime nap that I take all decade, the brownies decide to jump out of the pan and throw themselves all over my kitchen floor?
Mind you that was after I had used up all the rest of my life’s energy on suctioning my children off the television screen so that I could then ask them in the nicest voice possible, “C L E A N UP Y O U R @#$#$@ M E S S!”
I was so tired of trying to get them to help me, that I had to just plop down on my bed and start dreaming of a cabana boy with a penchant for cleaning. But when I awakened…Holy Cats, there was no cabana boy. Instead, little bits of brownies were flattened like gum on my nice hardwood floors, (They used to be nice, anyway.)
So that’s what happened yesterday. I guess I will just have to make cookies instead.